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I Can't Freaking Win

Tue Aug 31, 2004, 7:17 PM
It's been a long time since I posted anything--mostly because I've been having a tough time getting Deviantart to post anything. But here's a new column all the same. Yahoo!

And then, as if this weren't bad enough, I got a phone call this afternoon.

From George W. Bush.

I know. I was scared too!

Until I realized that it was a RECORDING.

George Bush was talking at me, and didn't even care if I was listening.

I began to realize, with no small alarm, that this flawlessly summed up the entire Bush Administration.

George Bush talks, and doesn't care who's listening. Nor does he care ABOUT anybody who's listening, unless their checkbooks are open. Dick Cheney was probably holding his cue cards up in the background.

So really, when you come down to it, I can't freaking win.

--whally
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  • Current Residence: Whally- Michigan, Laun- Georgia
  • Interests: Whally- games, movies, writing cheap fiction. Laun-drawing and pen/paper RPGs
  • Favourite movie: Whally- Night of the Living Dead (1990 rerelease) Laun- The Ring
  • Favourite band or musician: Whally- Weird Al Yankovic Laun- don't have one
  • Favourite genre of music: Whally- Whatever helps me write. Laun- Gloom rock
  • Favourite artist: Whally- Darick from Transmet Laun- Jhonen Vasquez
  • Favourite poet or writer: Whally- Harry Turtledove Laun- Simon R. Green
  • Favourite photographer: Whally- Huh? Laun- Are you pulling these questions out of your ass? I don't HAVE one!
  • Favourite style of art: Whally- Mad mad textengs. Stick figures. Laun- Manga style
  • Operating System: Whally- Windows. Submit to the Evil Empire--I own stock. :) Laun- Windows. I'm going to hell.
  • MP3 player of choice: Whally- Burn a CD like the rest of us! Laun-Winamp.
  • Shell of choice: Whally- Turtle. Laun- ...?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Whally- My hardware isn't reliable enough to use wallpaper. Laun- Nazis v. Stormtroopers .
  • Skin of choice: Whally- Chicken. Silence. Of. The Lambs. Laun- basic.
  • Favourite game: Whally- Alpha Centauri. Provost Zakharov, bay-bee! Laun- Kingdom Hearts and Medieval: Total War
  • Favourite gaming platform: Whally- PS2. Xbox needs more GAMES! Laun- PS2. Or the EvilBox.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Whally- Invader Zim. THE man! Laun- Harvey Birdman.
  • Personal Quote: Whally- If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid. Laun- Prepare to feel the power of ATTORNEY!
  • Tools of the Trade: Whally- Caffeine. Keyboard. Happy. Laun- .5 mm lead pencil is all I need.

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~singe1 Mar 12, 2004, 6:41:16 PM
:hug: Guess what...... YOU HAVE BEEN HUGGED! Spread the love around! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much love and, HUG THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)

RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can hug the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the love people! At least 1 hug!
4- You should hug in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel loved!
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender hugging, it's a love hug!
7- You should most definitly get started hugging right away!
Remember, this is about showing love to your fellow peeps! Everybody should get a hug

--
-Singe1

"I can't believe this."
"What?"
"We're out of bullets."
"... No shit?"
"This qualifies as an emergency, doesn't it?"
"Yeah."

*points up at avatar* Art was mine. Was graciously put together by ~HannahsDefense
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~singe1 Jan 29, 2004, 9:58:33 PM
Whally! *tackles and accidentally knocks unconscious with the dreaded nail gun* Oops, sorry. I keep turning it off but it's possessed or something. *mischievous grin* Anyway, thanks for the journal comment. I laughed so hard I fell, once I knew exactly what it was. *snicker* Must've been a hell of a blockage.

:butterflytwo:

--
-Singe1

"Coming your way Dani!"
"I'm out of bullets!"
"Well get more!"
~everyone laughs~

"F*uck everyone else's expectations."
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~oni102 Jan 18, 2004, 3:43:04 AM
wonderin if you're still alive. been a while since i've heard anything...

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"Not all things can be bought with nickles and boobs...

I mean nipples and dimes...

Money..."
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!darkw00ds Nov 17, 2003, 8:08:23 AM
Thanks for your comment on eric - [link]

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-Larry

"To throughly gain skill one must first have passion"
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*endejester Nov 15, 2003, 4:28:40 AM
Heh heh...I like the comic! :) I will be back to read more im sure!

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"Transient guests are we..."
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*fantomdragon Nov 14, 2003, 8:57:27 AM
Thank you for commenting! :)

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:D WILL DRAW FOR FOOD :D
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~ouchimoo Nov 10, 2003, 9:46:03 PM
don't forget idaho. . . How do we come to that conclution you ask? well Idaho potatoes don't actually come from Idaho . .no no . ..theycome from maryland. . ergo. . .Idaho doesn't exist.
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!DjinnKamiSama Nov 3, 2003, 11:13:39 PM
Thanks for the comment =9 ...hehehehehehe.......>D
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~ouchimoo Nov 3, 2003, 8:45:01 PM
Anna anna anna nicole

Ya know what makes less sence. . is that ppl . .watch her show~!!!!!
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